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Well, less than 4 hours to go until our wedding. My next post will be as a married man. Wish me luck or, preferably, if you believe as I do — say a little prayer. :)

Well, I still don’t feel like a husband, but in two days, I’ll be one. I’m just dying for it to be done with so we can get on with the honeymoon. A week in the Bahamas, away from the office, and alone with the woman of my dreams. There’s a recipe for relaxation. :)

This is just hilarious. Saw this guy on Hannity and Colmes the other night. Be sure to watch the wonderful ad, and read every bit of propaganda on the page. This guy makes logical leaps that defy comprehension.

Some of you might remember a post a while back in which I complained about someone taking up two parking spaces with their non-new yet non-classic Corvette in the Applebee’s parking lot across the road from my office. Recently, I noticed a Dodge minivan parked diagonally across two spaces in our lot. I initially figured that the person was just a horrible parker, but now, after several straight weeks of seeing this same van parked that way, I’ve discovered that the owner actually believes their minivan is deserving of the extra protection afforded by taking up two spaces. The silver color on that van must be from platinum plating, if they seriously think that crap is justified.

With this lovely link, you too can speak the lingo of the tech economy. Now, go out there and “architect proactive solutions!”

This article about fish farts is very enlightening. It provides proof that, in addition to my prior assertions that fish are evil, they also lack manners. It’s okay. Don’t thank me for expanding your mind, just spread the knowledge to others.